The Purist's Card
70mm alone in BLESSED, LieMAX in BANNED. Verdict on the fridge:
You paused Odysseus to get a yogurt. The tribunal saw. HERESY.
THE ODYSSEY FORMAT TRIBUNAL
A formal adjudication of screens, held in session.
41 rooms on Earth can show The Odyssey correctly. Rank the other screens. Under oath.
Drag every cursed screen — the fridge door, the gas pump, the webcam you think is the movie — into BLESSED, ACCEPTABLE, HERESY, or BANNED BY NOLAN. The Tribunal issues a deadpan ruling on every placement, so your finished card is already a fight. Freeze it, post it, and let someone quote-tweet "objectively correct except one."
BLESSEDACCEPTABLEHERESYBANNED BY NOLAN
Sample rulings
The Contrarian's Card
Game Boy dropped into ACCEPTABLE. Verdict:
Four shades of green, no pause menu, total focus. The tribunal respects the audacity and moves on.
The Trap Card
jumbotron placed in BLESSED. Verdict:
Yes, it is enormous. It is also silent and wrapped in a Doritos ad. Size was never the sacrament. Sit down.
All rulings are final. All rulings are also being read in the flattest voice the tribunal owns.